Gleaned from Dung Corps PR material written by Sgt. Pratap Singh Tatiwala:"The Dung Corps aims to go to the heart of the hygienic problem on the streets and by-ways of India. In lieu of public toiletting facilities, we men of the Dung Corps strive to go where no man (90% true) has gone before. You dump, we bring!
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Whether in your khana or alley, rail station or foot path, your shit is gold to us. You poop, we stoop and scoop! Whether individually or in group, it does not matter. What matters is that every bowel is followed with our trowel.
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They say the oldest profession is prostitution! I dare say it is the vocation of the dung collector which came first. What man or woman can say that given the urgent urge to defacate, they would much rather abate peristalsis and simply procreate. Although abhorred by the majority, the profession of the Dung Corps has a illustrious and fragrant history."
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