Thursday, March 29, 2007

Dr. Zoidberg Assessing Human Male


Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry: Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg: What? My mother was a saint! Get out!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Petition Against Racist Headline!!!!!!

I was recently reading the local papers in Papua New Guinea and I found this disturbing and racist headline.

Paki charged with misusing K87,000
By MATROM JOHN
ACCOUNTANT and prominent businessman Rex Paki was yesterday charged by police for alleged misappropriation of more than K87,000 belonging to the National Provident Fund, now known as NASFUND.
Mr Paki was questioned, taken to Boroko Police Station and charged under the Criminal Code for one count of misappropriating K87,397.30 in 1999.
He was accompanied by his lawyer when charged, and was released on K500 bail. He will appear in court this morning for mention.
Deputy Police Commissioner Gari Baki said Mr Paki’s arrest is part of the ongoing police investigations into allegations of misappropriation against certain people which stemmed from the NFP Commission of Inquiry in 2000.
Several people implicated in the inquiry were arrested and charged last year, and Mr Baki said Mr Paki was the first person they’ve had to deal with this year.
Mr Baki said the allegation against Mr Paki is that he had K87,397.30 in a trust account under the name Kerowa Tiki controlled by law firm Carter Newell paid into Rams Business Consultants, a business he owns on Aug 4, 1999.

Won't you help by signing my comments section and protesting loudly and clearly to let The National know that their references to us wogs as pakis is unacceptable!!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

The Ambassador

This is not a Paki ambassador. Rather, it is Ambassador Paki of Papua New Guinea with Paul Martin.

Mr. Paki reportedly shot a poison dart into Paul Martin after this photo was taken.

Hurray For Inconsistency!

The following excerpt is from Memex 1.1. A blog by John Naughton, who is quoting The Dilbert Blog.

"One of the most potent forms of persuasion has to do with people’s innate need to be consistent. Studies show that people will ignore logic and information to be consistent. (In other words, we are moist robots.) According to the research, humans are hardwired for consistency over reason. You already knew that: People don’t switch political parties or religions easily. What you didn’t know is how quickly and easily a manipulator can lock someone into a position.

For example, researchers asked people to write essays in support of a random point of view they did not hold. Months later, when surveyed, the majority held the opinion they wrote about, regardless of the topic. Once a person commits an opinion to writing – even an opinion he does not hold – it soon becomes his actual opinion. Not every time, but MOST of the time. The people in these experiments weren’t exposed to new information before writing their contrived opinions. All they did was sit down and write an opinion they didn’t actually have, and months later it became their actual opinion. The experiment worked whether the volunteers were writing the pro or the con position on the random topic.

Most of the truly stupid things done in this world have to do with this consistency principle. For example, once you define yourself as a loyal citizen of Elbonia, you do whatever the King of Elbonia tells you to do, no matter how stupid that is. And your mind invents reasons as to why dying is a perfectly good life strategy."


John Naughton then writes:

"Right on. I’ve always thought that consistency is a peurile obsession. Oscar Wilde described it as “the last refuge of the unimaginative”. When Maynard Keynes was once accused (I think by a journalist) of changing his mind, he replied, “When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?”

You Are A Desi If...


You keep staring at another desi whom you don't know!

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Good News Everyone!

We just re-started Seth's 10 gallon aquarium...a freshwater, community tank -- I think that goes without saying, don't you?

We bought three female and one male guppy. The male guppys prefer a few females to their one, uh, self. Good odds. And, may I say, good thinking! I commented to the much-too-serious salesperson that most species are like guppys. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink...she chose to ignore the comment and continued to fascinate me with information about fin rot. Some people....sheesh!

Anyways, it turns out that one of the females (the mennonite looking one) was already pregnant when I bought her. Go figure! The homeliest fish had actually managed to get laid! Lord knows what blind thug, from which gravel hill actually had the fortune of...well, nevermind. What's done is done.

I am, nevertheless, proud to announce that Seth is the proud owner of two guppy fry! Teeny, tiny, wee, little things.

YEAH!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Read this and this and...

There's been a recent flurry of articles explaining the Sunni-Shia divide in Islam. This is usually as a background to the civil/sectarian war being waged between the Sunni and Shia Muslims in Iraq. There is, in effect, a war being waged on the U.S. forces, on Shia by Sunnis and by Sunnis on Shias. Eventually, the Americans will have to leave Iraq and neither the Sunnis (long in charge of Iraqi politics) nor the Shias (always at the short end of any stick) want to be left out of power.

The Christian Science Monitor has an excellent article explaining the Sunni-Shia divide in the Islamic world.

Seymour Hersh...The world's best know investigative journalist has written an article for the New Yorker on what he is calling the Redirection in U.S. policy vis-a-vis the Middle East. Hersch contends that the U.S. is using the age old strategy of divide-and-conquer in view of the sectarian divide amongst the Muslims in Iraq. Even more importantly, his article shows just how callous the American government is in its need to make sure the oil flows continuously out of the Middle East.

Foreign policy offers a possible explanation why we don't respond more compassionately when faced with a tragedy with large numbers such as the one unfolding in Darfur.


And finally, National Geographic Magazine, has an article on the Bahama Islands which are rife with sharks! Including Hammerheads and White Tip sharks! Why am I always the last to hear about the dangers of diving half-naked in a 100 feet of water!

Monday, March 12, 2007

The Bahamas! Part 1

Ahh, the Bahamas. Freeport, Grand Bahama Island, to be exact.

What a beautiful place...and what an indolent bunch of miscreants the natives are.

Oh, sure! You can go on about how the Bahamians operate on a different clock. How you should adjust to Island Time. But the truth is, I have never met a more self-serving, slow to labour, passive-aggressive group of people. Everyone, I mean everyone who was in the tourist service industry seemed to equally vie for the dollars of, and hate, the tourists.

I have seen this before...in Jamaica. There is a love/hate relationship between the native population and the oh so rich, money waving, tourists. Never though was I unable to find a genuine smile or extension of the hand of friendship as I encountered in Freeport.