Tarah At Five

When going through the car wash, she calls the pre-soak rinse the "free-soap." This fact is endlessly irritating to her brother.

She is lactose intolerant and lately, obsessed with farts, farting, smelly farts and all things poop (tee hee). She asks, "Mom, can you fart anywhere in this world?" A discussion then ensues about the etiquette of passing gas. About how her pregnant teacher needs to leave the room when a student farts otherwise she will throw up.

Later, we discussed the situation in the Ukraine and other such stuff.